“I HAVE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THE NAPOLEON’S ATTEMPT TO CONQUER EUROPE, RIGHT FROM MY VERY EARLY YEARS AT PREP SCHOOL AT THE AGE OF 8. WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT THE NAPOLEON’S GRAND ARMÉE WAS LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING CIGAR SMOKING ACROSS THE CONTINENT, I SET FORTH TO HONOUR THOSE GENERALS ON ALL SIDES THAT WERE FAMOUS FOR THEIR LOVE OF GLORY AND TOBACCO."
