"One small puff for man, one giant cascade of flavor for mankind..."
Alternately, we could have started this description with "Ground Control to Major Boofy". You can choose whichever one you like better.
The newest Room101 release, Johnny Tobacconaut, promises to get you lifted in search of deep space adventure. You'll elevate and emancipate from the day-to-day in a cloud of delicious smoke that was mined and procured from the depths of the seventh planet from the sun. It's Intergalactic Planetary.
Limited to 70,000 cigars split across three galaxial vitolas.